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Dr. P. by Dr. Pranzarone


I’ve read about things like chocolate and oysters being aphrodisiacs, but I’ve never really considered them. Is there such a thing as a love potion?

“Love potion #9” is the lyric to the old rock song by the Clovers in which a guy who strikes out with the girls pays an old gypsy for a magic potion. This causes him to “kiss everything in sight” until he kisses a cop who busts his bottle.  You would fare as well with your money if you were to pay for some of the concoctions available on the internet.  Save your money.  Nothing available without a prescription is a true aphrodisiac.  An aphrodisiac in the strict sense is anything that arouses libido or the urge for sexual activity.  It is something that when taken or applied turns an uninterested individual into one with desire and passion.

Dorothy Parker, a poet and wit said “Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker,” when referring to the un-inhibiting effects of alcohol on women.  On the other hand, Shakespeare may or may not have said “Wine increaseth the desire but diminisheth the performance.”  This means that a fall-down drunken fellow cannot rise to the occasion.  Nevertheless, alcohol has traditionally been used as a non-petroleum based sexual lubricant—to varying effect—usually dismal.  Remember guys, a woman’s diminished capacity to provide consent due to alcohol or drug use sets you up for valid charges of rape or sexual assault.

Throughout history people have sought to use foods, natural herbs and animal products to enhance their libidos and sexual performance.  Here are some of the more common:   Chili pepper, with its active ingredient capsaicin, burns and stimulates pain in mucus membranes and makes one sweat.  Chocolate, a Valentine’s Day favorite, contains phenylethylamine (PEA), a brain chemical normally released when someone is in love; however, good pork salami has more PEA by weight.  (The Aztecs supposedly mixed bitter cocoa with finely ground chili peppers into a cold frothy “aphrodisiac” drink which released endorphins).  Oysters have a high zinc content needed to make the testosterone essential for both male and female libido—but most diets have plenty of zinc otherwise.  Oatmeal—yes the ordinary oats for breakfast—has traces of compounds that may free bound testosterone. Ginseng, which is harvested here in the hardwood forests of the East and mountains of Appalachia, is an Asian favorite.  Damiana root, which has been a folk medicine for “lost nature,” supposedly increases genital sensitivity.   “Spanish fly” or cantharides, is a powder made from the finely ground dried bodies of the blister beetle.  It is the most notorious “traditional” aphrodisiac but is a genitourinary tract irritant and is illegal because of its toxic effects on the kidneys.  In the Philippines, the young men eat “balut,” which are fertilized eggs containing embryonic chicks just short of hatching, for aphrodisiac effects. There actually may be some                                                 substance in the egg-embryo which acts on systemic testosterone.

The list is endless, and includes endangered species’ body parts such as tiger (any part especially the penis), rhinoceros horn and snakes.  But nothing has been shown to be consistently effective as a true aphrodisiac.  Most of the effect, if any, is a placebo effect.  If you think it will work then it might work.  The relaxation and confidence provided by the belief that something will work is what works.

The search continues.  The pharmaceutical company that genuinely concocts a true aphrodisiac would have something worth more than gold by weight.  Today we have Viagra, Cialis, and Levitra–drugs that contain nitrous oxide (NO), or similar vasodilators, that increase the flow of blood to the genitalia and thus enhance the arousal that is caused by a pre-existing desire and exciting suitable partner.  This means that Viagra and the like will not work on someone who has no interest in you nor has no pre-existing desire to engage in sexual behavior.   However, in those already “hot-to-trot,” Viagra etc., will help performance and response.

The one consistent substance that affects libido, sexual desire or “horniness” in both males and females is testosterone.  In cases of inhibited sexual desire (ISD),  prescribed testosterone supplements for men and a testosterone patch for women seems to be effective in returning sexual desire to normal levels.

The one consistently effective and safe method to increase libido is to keep one’s self lean and fit through daily exercise.  This should include both aerobic and weight training. This procedure works for both men and women, is cheap, safe, and healthy for you.

Gymnastically yours,

Dr. P