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The Sexperts: How to One-Up Cupid

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By The Sexperts


Ah, L’amour. Look at you, happy with your significant other, being in love and all the other stuff that goes along with relationships. But the real question is: what are you going to do for Valentine’s Day?

This isn’t just any other date; this is the big enchilada, and you have to bring your A-game. Maybe this is your first Valentine’s together, or maybe this is February 14, round 6. Either way, you need to make it big and make the other person feel more loved than ever before, so here’s the lowdown.

First, make plans. You can’t go into this blind! This is your time to shine, so you need to be decisive. Nothing is less attractive on Valentine’s Day then, “I don’t know. What do you want to do?” You should know your date well enough by now to make a decision on what they would love to do with you. Don’t forget ladies, you can make plans for your beau on Valentine’s Day; this is the 21st century and a strong woman is a sexy woman.

After you are done with your date, it is time for the gifts: chocolates, wine, stuffed animals, and possibly some other sexy presents. Stuffed animals while possibly tacky and cliché can be a great gift, the bigger the better. Guess whom they are thinking about when they are cuddling a teddy bear the size of a small automobile? You, and how much they rather be cuddling with you.

Keep in mind how you would like to end the night. Are you going to go your different ways, cuddle together, spend the night sleeping with them, or spend the night with them and doing everything but sleeping? It’s a good idea to be thinking about how the night might end up so you can prepare and remember to pack your lube and lacey undergarments.

Just remember, if you are going all out for the date, you better rock their world in the bedroom too. Make this a Valentine’s Day… and night… to remember.


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