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The Opinion/Humor page will post articles of a humorous nature, opinion pieces, commentaries, and even rants. If you're down for a laugh, this is the page to go to.

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The Opinion/Humor page will post articles of a humorous nature, opinion pieces, commentaries, and even rants. If you're down for a laugh, this is the page to go to.

Let’s Say Something

  Written by Emma Grosskopf On a campus as small as ours, rumors spread like the plague, and it’s hard to gauge their source or their...

Avoid Hallmate Hookups

Written by Emma Grosskopf When you put a bunch of 20-something year olds together on a small campus, you’re going to have some tension. Sexual...

Horan Concert Worth the Rainy Wait

Written by Jordan Hanson When my roommate asked me if I wanted to go to a Niall Horan concert with her, I had no idea...

RC Rock Actually Just Golf Ball Covered in Paint

Joe Krzyston Section Editor One night shortly before break, Dear old Roanoke’s Underground Network for Knowledge and Sedition (DRUNKS, for short) tore a sheet of paint...

Sorority Absolved of Responsibility via Cornhole

Joe Krzyston Section Editor The young women of one of Roanoke College’s sororities (and because these organizations are preposterously well lawyered, that’s as specific as I’m...