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The Opinion/Humor page will post articles of a humorous nature, opinion pieces, commentaries, and even rants. If you're down for a laugh, this is the page to go to.

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The Opinion/Humor page will post articles of a humorous nature, opinion pieces, commentaries, and even rants. If you're down for a laugh, this is the page to go to.

Temporarily Optimistic Student Comes Back to Reality

Written by Joe Krzyston In a short-lived burst of back-to-school optimism, a Roanoke College student allowed himself to think, for one fleeting moment, that this...

Elizabeth Campus Exposed: Site to be Condemned After Investigation By the EPA

Written by Joe Krzyston After a multi-year assessment of Elizabeth Campus by the Environmental Protection Agency, the storied Roanoke College satellite has been placed on...

All Gender Bathrooms Debut On Campus

Written by Aeryn McMurtry Over the summer, Roanoke College made a few changes to some of its public buildings. The Colket Center got new TVs,...

RC Community Impressed By Man In Shorts

Written by Joseph Krzyston The RC community was in awe this week of a particularly brave junior, probably a business major, who enthralled the campus...

Can I Get Directions to Pound Town?

Written by Shamira James Oh how the times change! Last semester, I wrote a piece for the Entertainment Page talking about the myths and assumptions...