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Prison, People and Paint

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Beauty is NOT Pain

POWER TO THE OPOSSUM

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The Opinion/Humor page will post articles of a humorous nature, opinion pieces, commentaries, and even rants. If you're down for a laugh, this is the page to go to.

After Separate Checks, Area Man Ponders Ambiguous Date

Written by Joseph Krzyston What began as a jovial dinner ended in confusion this week for an area man, who, upon presentation of the check,...

Love Among the Ruins

Written by Zoe Manoukian Relationship turmoil is running rampant. Sophomores have abandoned, nay, liberated themselves from their freshman year relationships. Freshmen have liberated themselves from,...

Ashes Ashes, We All Fall Down: Autumnal Norms Draw Ire

Written by Zoe Manoukian Saturday, September 22 marked the Autumnal Equinox. I hate to sound contrarian on the cherished matter, but more than that, I hate...

Frat Brother Loves Litter Critter!

Written by Zoe Manoukian Family Weekend often invokes fond memories among Roanoke College students. Sophomore and Pi Kappa Phi president of the Alpha Alpha class William...

Reluctant Vegetarian Can’t Handle the Overwhelming Ads

Written by Brice Hall We at the Brackety-Ack talked to a recent convert to vegetarianism. The young citizen met us in Fintel Library’s most secluded...