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The Opinion/Humor page will post articles of a humorous nature, opinion pieces, commentaries, and even rants. If you're down for a laugh, this is the page to go to.

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The Opinion/Humor page will post articles of a humorous nature, opinion pieces, commentaries, and even rants. If you're down for a laugh, this is the page to go to.

Humor Writer Getting Tired, Less Funny

By Joseph Krzyston Look, it’s been a long couple of weeks, ok?

Student Mistakes RC Light for Cheap Beer

Written by Joseph Krzyston This week, a Roanoke College senior was mildly flummoxed to find definitively that RC Light, the weekly college chapel service that...

I’m the Hottest In the Street, Know You Probably Heard of Me

Written by Shamira James RC is offering students a chance to write the influential and moving speeches that the freshmen hear during convocation. Yes, RC...

Salem to Reenact Witch Trial with RC Students

Written by Joe Krzyston In a move sure to invite the ire of college students and the amusement of residents, the City of Salem announced...

Students Shirk Duties Due to Sun

Written by Joseph Krzyston Across campus, students are starting to reconsider commitments of time and emotion that they made in the bleak midwinter. When life...