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The Opinion/Humor page will post articles of a humorous nature, opinion pieces, commentaries, and even rants. If you're down for a laugh, this is the page to go to.

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The Opinion/Humor page will post articles of a humorous nature, opinion pieces, commentaries, and even rants. If you're down for a laugh, this is the page to go to.

California Dreaming in a Southern State of Mind

Written by Leilani Doneux To admit that I was afraid, I would also have to admit that when I committed to Roanoke College, at a...

Stakes Not High Enough in Intro Fiction Story

Written by Joe Krzyston The uneasiness was palpable in a Miller Hall classroom today as Bailey Mann’s short story was analyzed and picked apart for...
2018 in balloons

New Year Evolutions

Written by Isaac Davis 2018 is the year I’m: losing weight, learning French, working harder, getting better, running faster, saving this, sorting that, starting a...

Editor Fired for Gross Incompetance

Written by Joe Krzyston Effective next issue, David Hall, longtime editor of the Roanoke College Brackety-Ack, will be fired from the paper for reasons related...

Let’s Say Something

  Written by Emma Grosskopf On a campus as small as ours, rumors spread like the plague, and it’s hard to gauge their source or their...